Section 1. Short title
This Act may be cited as the No Juicing Joe Act.
Section 2. Notification requirement
Notwithstanding any other provision of law, the President shall notify the House of Representatives and the Senate not later than five days after each instance the President ingests or otherwise takes a dose of any stimulant (not including caffeine or nicotine) or any anabolic steroid, narcotic, or other drug known to heighten or impair alertness, judgement, or mood.